Vintage Tumblr Themes

Morgan loves you :)

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

teach-me-how-to-buggy:

geardrops:

ultracheese:

whostuck-beevee:

There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..

The Enigma of Times Square Fault.

drr…drr..drr….

I would’ve been so disappointed if that image wasn’t what I thought it was.

aseaofquotes:

Ava Dellaira, Love Letters to the Dead

aseaofquotes:

Ava Dellaira, Love Letters to the Dead

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

takemeback-:

have sex with me it’s for science

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

Inspiring Quotes, Inspiration Quotes, Inspiring Sayings